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Janet Sucks

better than you

Name:
Janet
Birthdate:
12 October 1984
Website:
External Services:
  • limnrix@livejournal.com
Janet grew up in a rural area of Southern California where she honed her immune capabilities by drinking stale pond water and fornicating with cats. She has astonishing capabilities of facial replication deemed impossible by many known sentient beings. She is capable of adjusting electrostatic charges with her mind, and determining the state of subatomic particles merely by looking at them! She has been known to inhale flammable gases without developing cancer, although said inhalation has led to metabolistic processes that could possibly have led to not only moderate mental instability (valued by some cultures) but also the ultimate heat death of the entire universe. She is a failure to all the hopes and dreams of those who care most about her, and her favorite color is maroon.

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