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Monday, July 6th, 2009
3:36 am	Words Via ase: reply to this meme by yelling (or even saying gently) "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you. ( Indie Twitter Cities Fiction Karaoke ) Current Mood: anxious Current Music: Sunset Rubdown - Idiot Heart (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 29th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 11:14 rt @atgarner i know you're all craving some right-wing pop-punk. I give you "Bush Was Right" by the Right Brothers. bit.ly/t99sS # 11:55 : If feminism doesn't make you better in bed, you're doing it wrong. # 13:25 Somehow locked out of apt # 13:33 Figured it out # 13:48 @sn0tty I pepper my food before tasting it. I'm risking immediate pain; you're just risking high blood pressure. # 14:49 Well, looks like I'm missing a vague social obligation. Head into town for parade remnants or bike to Flushing? # 14:50 Therapy with a hangover is unproductive. # 14:53 @kittysneezes Nothing. I think it just sounds cool. I met someone who went to school with AFP who confirms she's an asshole. # 22:04 Just spent ten minutes giggling at an unusually large blintz. # 22:27 That's not a sweetheart, blintz, it's a pierogy. # 01:01 Convo w/mom: "I put that blintz in me. I couldn't handle two, though." "Which end?" "Does it matter? Blintzes are fairly symmetrical." # 01:50 : Who wants to sit in line for 12th Night on Tuesday? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 28th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 15:23 is gay proud of her gay friends and all their gay accomplishments. When's Straight Shame Week? # 17:38 Potatoes must be out of season. None at greenmarket. # 19:01 Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Jenny Wilson - 56. The Fiery Furnaces - 45. Passion Pit - 44. bit.ly/ExE3b # 21:48 funnest song on new Regina album, blipping before I get over it. ♫ blip.fm/~90621 # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 27th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 13:16 Spam: "Insatiable gravitate: sousa uri slate ought schafer electroencephalogram" # 13:57 Chill cat is watching you fuck. # 18:40 : More memeish and latinate version: Immanent cat is watching you fornicate. # 20:58 An overly enthusiastic young woman told me I look like Ayn Rand. Time for a new haircut. # 01:43 Anticipated much later show. Fail. Now @ taisho # 03:50 spam: one spreads its white wings on a far reaching track reason. calld good. is alone from the soul. i was dreaming just now when you spoke # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Friday, June 26th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 12:33 got a fortune cookie that said "practice an attitude of gratitude." So I thanked it. # 13:09 rt @kevin_nealon don't think I would ever consider autoerotic asphyxiation unless someone broke into my house and was strangling me anyway. # 13:18 : Is there any good reason I have not heard of or read Luhmann before? bit.ly/jVmmv # 14:13 2 ice cream trucks in the same spot. Will they fight? Are they transformers? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 25th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 14:28 Spencer of Wolf Parade has a Byrnean charisma to his delivery. (Sunset Rubdown's Idiot Heart from Dragonslayer) ♫ blip.fm/~8t4pe # 14:57 : Sky: If I wanted to live in Seattle I'd be doing so. Please get sunny soon. Don't make me come up there. # 17:10 hasn't practiced bass in months and is truly wretched at it. # 17:46 Day late / dollar short, but very useful. rt @GreatDismal @DougCoupland The Amygdala Hijack bit.ly/ZxMKY # 00:48 @sn0tty Some dudes are just sperm donors. There's no shame in that. # 00:51 @sn0tty I'm digging the ads for "dance your a** off" but all the people look both severely photoshopped and perfectly healthy already. # 01:12 @rstevens Don't feel you have to wander IRP around nekkid for me. Although I am enjoying it. Doesn't Suzie have laundry to do? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 14:18 @malki If you make it up to Ventura I cannot recommend Tony's Pizza enough. bit.ly/mSRUJ # 18:23 did not get funding for Absence Is Signal. bit.ly/BDHcU If you're in Tech Art, would you support it? # 20:45 @kittysneezes The knife cut through the apple like a knife cutting through an apple. FUUUUUUUCKKKK YOUUUUU TOOOOOOMMMMM # 01:21 @rstevens That doesn't even parse into actual filth. It's a referentless dirty-joke-signifier, an undelivered letter. wink, nod, clinger? # 01:56 bolstered by the White House Blog feeding my livejournal and asking for participation in open gov, but feels ever-guiltier about skimming. # 02:59 is pondering a trip to DC-area next week. Are there any couches, ideas for what to do, or reasons this is a bad idea? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
11:55 pm	Oneirogeography Often the most memorable things in my dreams are the settings. Recently I've had more than one dream in which the subway system has a specific shape. The names and colors of the lines are similar to NYC but the city they're in is different. I particularly remember that there's a blue line that I often got on the wrong line of and end up on an island in sort-of-Brooklyn. The station is in an industrial area and very deep and partially elevated, so you can see the train come in from stairs above it. Another city that's appeared in my dreams, a few months ago, was written off by me as "somewhere in Malaysia" but Not Quala Lumpur (for some reason). It was a long city - stretched out along a train line. My family and I stayed somewhere with a view from a rooftop and a lot of pigeons. As a result I ended up actually looking at Singapore on Google maps, because I realized I had no idea how it was shaped. I feel like I know a lot more about a city by looking at a map of it, and yet sometimes it takes a long time of discussing the history before one looks at the geography. There is, for example, an effective mystery about the shape of Ul Qoma and Bezel in Mieville's The City and the City - and an outdated map ends up being a plot point. Current Mood: confused Current Music: Jenny Wilson - The Path (Comment on this)
5:20 am	twit 14:54 has the Baconism "champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends" running through her head. # 15:31 rt @flynnwaslike I think people like to confuse "trust funds" with "indulgent upper middle class parents." # 17:46 just remembered how she cut her forehead. # 17:47 warns you all that putting coffee grounds in your compost also helps it not smell quite as bad. # 17:49 Q. What's wrong with someone who won't love me? A. In a transporter accident by an overly literal-minded Marxist. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Monday, June 22nd, 2009
11:51 pm	I thought I was thinking but apparently not Fiery Furnaces' I'm Going Away Amazon: it releases July 21. Got to hear a preview earlier in the month at their live show. It's much more straightforward blues-pop than their previous frenetic lyrical collages, but still has the pastiche spirit. Current Music: The Fiery Furnaces - Ray Bouvier | Powered by Last.fm (1 Comment |Comment on this)
5:20 am	twit 09:51 picked the werewolf # 12:25 wants to send her accidental ex a Father's Day text. This may be my most evil idea ever. # 12:28 loves her father and seems to have pleased a political philosopher. This is a good weekend. # 12:48 @MooglePower six oh four. Sell something to someone you love, not someone you don't even know. #ladytron # 13:25 "Katy, please stop licking my library." rt @atgarner ... am i the only one who wants her to sing "terry pratchett" instead? # 14:01 Hopes washington sq dosas open on sunday. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 21st, 2009
5:20 am	twit 12:07 is blaming the rain for her foul mood lately. # 13:29 is seeing them tonight, I hope. This is the fourth best song on Manners and a personal fave. ♫ blip.fm/~8kpt1 # 21:36 Malibu Lagoon? Where I grew up. "polio pond" @kevin_nealon @Andymilder refreshes himself on a warm afternoon. twitpic.com/7yjh4 # 21:43 I've added Tweekly.fm. Tweets weekly stats from #lastfm. tweekly.fm # 00:23 Everybody's listless for gallstone # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 20th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 18:19 : allergies are ridiculous today. # 18:20 @TheBewitched Oh, my yes! Thank you! Cunt eyes: bit.ly/44W1t # 20:54 feels really sad and sleepy all of a sudden. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Friday, June 19th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 10:17 alarm clock radio all static pouring rain umbrella broken banana bruised BEST DAY EVER # 11:05 @sn0tty Twitter is my boyfriend. Twitter is my great granddaughter. Twitter is my hot hot sex. My Twitter is where I'd like you to touch. # 12:17 @CellularSiren I don't get why you can't see who's starred your twats. Am I missing something? # 12:19 needs to reschedule Shrink Night. rt @nycdailydeals Free Pizza @ Two Boots Hell's Kitchen Tonight From 6-8PM. # 13:38 tried to get sushi but couldn't find the place she passed a few weeks ago. Ended up with deli sandwich. # 15:51 makes art the premise of which is that people represent things that represent people. # 15:54 wants to post a print-only Onion article: "Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take on Everything He Sees" # 15:56 finds Twitter, with its party-like focus on pithy cleverness, to be a habitat where she thrives like a zebra mussel. # 20:27 finally got some sushi. What budget? (Okay, it's $6 takeout sushi, it's not going to bankrupt me) # 20:55 @fairytalevegas Death is cheap gossip. Fashion, now, that's portentious stuff. # 21:09 @fairytalevegas That happened to me two or three times (just from, like, tough bread) before they finally got a cap to stick properly. # 21:12 @thumbelinablues I always get the feeding/wooing order wrong. Remember: cook, THEN fuck, THEN dishonor. # 22:27 @sn0tty ow ow ow Heal! Feel better! Take drugs! # 00:04 keeps thinking the cat snoring is her phone buzzing. # 00:05 is the battleground in a fight between sleepiness and munchies # 00:27 is perfectly capable of missing people she's never met, but rarely people she has. # 00:28 @jdcrowley Research on altruism as a survival trait is still highly theoretical. # 01:55 : my words are fists and your brain is up your nose. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 18th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 13:07 mistrusts what she hears on the phone. If you want to sell me something, commercial art agency, do it online. # 20:29 Tutored lic adults basic computer skills. Still rewarding and they seem to like my help. # 20:29 @Metricband @ terminal 5 tonight? # 23:10 eating homemade Thai-style tofu curry (fire escape basil) with yet another mojito. I like the tofu taste (yes, it has one). # 23:13 isn't sure whether #Weeds is providing Romance kicks or Rape Drama. SAME THING # 23:25 @baileygenine eating handfuls of shredded cheese while having sex. # 01:15 EW Bacardi ad using Matt & Kim but the band they show is not Matt & Kim # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 12:33 @scazon I think people who call people pretentious are pretentious. # 12:50 @scazon Exactly! It's like complaining about hipsters. # 13:05 : my amygdala drives all the boys from the yard. Damn right, it's bigger than yours. I could teach you, but probably not without crying. # 13:06 headed downtown to Ulysses for free food and drink. Mmm, gorgonzola and olives. I just ate breakfast by accident, though. #bloomsday # 01:56 had an indulgent Bloomsday. Hopefully spreading the drinking out over 8 hours prevents serious sickness. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 14:30 : Is there anything actually wrong with taking one of these money-laundering jobs? # 15:57 isn't sure whether she just helped a little old lady catch or miss her bus. # 17:09 Oh look it's raining again. Guess I'm not picking up my bike today. # 20:57 posted her yearly Bloomsday mix at 8tracks.com/mixes/32202 # 22:25 does not like the cone of shame. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Monday, June 15th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 15:27 remembers when dogs had knees. #iremember # 17:25 likes how cats smell. Does that make me a perv? # 01:57 keeps trying to change her credit card on Netflix and it keeps not working. Help? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 14th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 13:26 Spent morning weeding in elmhurst. Now waiting for infrequent bus in rain. # 13:56 Stopped in jackson heights for gordita # 14:54 let in a fly and it's bugging her. # 14:54 : You can either be stupid or crazy. Pick one. # 15:04 wants martial arts recommendations. # 17:20 took a surprise siesta. Everything hurts all of a sudden. # 21:06 Contagious devil / down cast infant mountebank / more away hell scum - haiku I made with magnets @ work # 21:41 It's telling that the only people that follow based on keywords are ideologues. # 21:41 (I'm talking to you, priests and libertarians - I'm a pinko satanist, so fuck yourselves) # 22:26 : Why deprive anyone of the joy of opinionation? # 22:29 will try to start referring to human wrongs, the wrong to do things, the bill of wrongs # 00:45 Overheard somewhere in my coop, through the window: "Oh no. AWKWARD! Fuck!" # 00:49 knows there was all sorts of awesome shit going on tonight, and doesn't care. Went home, ate grilled cheese and drank mint julep, internet. # 01:55 : people of the world: I am coming to L.A. in a month, for a week. BE AWARE. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 13th, 2009
5:20 am	twit 09:53 : Don't start arguments you can't afford to win. # 09:55 : Choosing opinions over people makes sense when the opinions are as loud when misunderstood as people are. # 09:55 has to paint a portrait for money today and is having morning panic. Fuck I'm late. # 18:00 @rstevens Which just don't have the complete cabin-fever, final-frontier Weirdness of Alaska. "nuclear libertarian" indeed. # 18:14 Where can I buy a print?? rt @trappleton bit.ly/x2a7j # 18:17 @MKupperman SO SAYETH THE PEDOFINDER GENERAL # 19:45 won't shut up about how hot Mahmoun's sauce is until her pain receptors die. As Dan said last night, "you like things that are bad for you" # 22:01 @kittysneezes Maybe I should claim I'm incorporating to the commercial art recruiter that called me today and asked me what my "business ... # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)